Monday, July 10, 2006

Pirates Of the Caribbean - Utter Shite

Avast me hearties, shiver me timbers, splice the mainsail and all that....... I went to see the Pirates of the Caribbean - dead Mans Chest on Saturday and what a pile of bobbins it was. The first film surprised me as I have hated all of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's films with a passion. This film has all the characteristics of his most awful films, virtually no plot and padded out to bits with action scenes and a narrative that could be written by a 5 year old. Maybe I am being too harsh but did it need to be nearly 2 and a half hours long, it could easily be edited down to 45 minutes with the ending being a half time plot twist, and then editing down slapping the next installment onto it.

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