Pirates Of the Caribbean - Utter Shite

Avast me hearties, shiver me timbers, splice the mainsail and all that....... I went to see the Pirates of the Caribbean - dead Mans Chest on Saturday and what a pile of bobbins it was. The first film surprised me as I have hated all of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's films with a passion. This film has all the characteristics of his most awful films, virtually no plot and padded out to bits with action scenes and a narrative that could be written by a 5 year old. Maybe I am being too harsh but did it need to be nearly 2 and a half hours long, it could easily be edited down to 45 minutes with the ending being a half time plot twist, and then editing down slapping the next installment onto it.

Victorian Alien Head Type Thing

Firm But Fair

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Woo Hoo we are back and wasting time with style, our awesome tallent and thirst for Victorian ultra-violence is un-diminished with time. The next one may even have audio and be slightly more proffessional

Bloody Buskers

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Victorians were probabally knownfor their harsh treatment of buskers. It also offers us the perfect opportunity to keep the violence level on this blog to a minimum!!!!!!!!!!!

Victorian Public Information Film

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Thanks to a plug from manchizzle, we felt that we had to take wasting time on the job to a new level.

This Public Information Film on the dangers of Drinking and Driving is the first in a new era of wasting time on the job.

Anyone know how to import animations into blogger?
can it be done?
We have an awesome animation entitled "Drinking and driving makes victorians kill lizards" which we cannot publish because it keeps converting the fucking thing from an animated GIF into a JPEG.
We are using Paintshop pro 7 and can't afford any flashy software cause we are skint barstaff

Gargoyle next to Tea Thing

Flattened Alien Frogs Head Of Doom

Pipe Smoking In Victorian London

It is sometimes a hard life being a struggling artist working within a medium that nobody understands, and contunually trying to push the boundaries of that medium. One does try to presivere take this study of pipe smoking in Victorian London. I was unhappy about the cap but it has worked better than expected, the ariel shot below however is a complete failure.

The Floating Fishy Head Of Doom

Every bar in the world needs a floating fishy head of doom or death unfortunatley this one looks absolutley nothing like one. Time to listen to more Slovenian industrial music I think before we commit ourselves to further artistic endavours.

On another note anyone that thinks that Pulto's status as a planet should be downgraded will be dealt with most severley.

Cider and Blackcurrant

I am not entirley sure if I like the new direction caused by the lack of facial hair that our art is taking us, it lacks a certain immature and purile quality, and it is of a customer we don't like, cider and blackcurrant indeed.

Victorian Tombstone

There are only so many things you can put a mnoustache on before the idea wears thin so this is likley to be the last victorian item we make, but more than likley it will not be. A fine tombstone it is though. We have a few ideas of our future travels through blue tack, using more advanced methods of sculpture.

Victorian Easter Island Monolith

If the Victorians had the same talent, skill and creativity as we do, then they too would have created eatser island monoliths as with moustaches as we have done, but they were noy so there.

Bulls@@t

Bullsip

Victorian Aliens

With Horns

Without Horns

A Rather Boring Snail

Snails may be boring and only eaten be werdoes and the French but the also need saving.

The Call of Cthulhu

Bluey The Snowman

It is a sad state of affairs whedn you have to resort to using blue tack to make snowmen, bah humbug. I can't wait till we loose the mid atlantic drift due to global warming.