Mythical Beast vs. Victorian

Gods Teeth My Bottom

Mythical Beasts

A Victorian With Nothing To Kill

When no real aminals were arround to kill, it was quite common for the victorian gentleman explorer to go around creating mythical beasts, and waxing lyrical about them. Why they did this no one really knows.

Gadzooks A Mytical beast

Mythical Beasts Like The Griffin were created to sate the bloodlust of your average Victorian Explorer, and to impress the victorian ladies.

Immaturity Rules

Sometimes when looking for ones muse you are better off just forgetting about it all and sticking a nob on something.

A Slight Deviation Again

I am quite simply buggered if I know what that is supposed to be so we are going back to killing things, it is what we know best.

A Slight Deviation

Check out the works of Salvador Dahli or Rolf Harris and all will become apparent in this surrealist study. We will return to Killing as soon as time allows

An Deviation From Ones Normal Medium

I can totally recommend a visit to the peoples History museum in sunny Manchester. It documents the history and struggle of the ordinary working man (or woman) and is fantastic.

It also offered me the opportunity to work in a totally new medium but one we will be moving back to recurrent themes of Victorians in Blu-tack Killing things as soon as possible. in the meantime I will keep the red flag flying .

The Victorian Civil War

A Lesson In Extinction

This Dodo Was First Spotted around 16:00 on Wednesday 5th October lurking around the half Pint Glasses.

Shortly after this Victorian Seaman was spotted looking Hungry

By 16:38 The Poor dodo was extinct

Historical note the Victorians did not wipe out the Dodo.

Ducks Are Evil

This is supposed to be a Victorian Killing A Duck

Save The giraffes

Victorian Killing A Giraffe

Save Disturbed Donkeys

A Victorian Riding a Donkey On A Bank holiday Weekend Which was a popular leisure pursuit in Victorian times

unfortunately for Victorian donkeys they were not treated well and it is off to the glue factory for them once they were of no use anymore

Thankfully now we are more civilized and have Donkey sanctuaries so Support your local one.

Squirrels In Distress

Victorian impaling a Massive Mutant Squirrel

Self Abuser Of the Month - Tony Blair

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is the winner of the first monthly self abuser of the month competition. I could have awarded it to him for being the man who has single-handedly sold every good socialist principle that the labour party had up the river, but it never had many of those. I could have awarded it to him for participating in an illegal war, which has made all of our lives more dangerous........

NO NONE OF THOSE REASONS WILL SUFFICE

Tony Blair is the SELF ABUSER OF THE MONTH for September 2005 for his entrance to Sham 69's "If The Kids Are United" at the labour Party conference. Not only did the man look like a total power hungry egomaniac buoyed up by his own self importance, but it also resulted in Sham 69 performing an appalling updated acoustic version on Newsnight.

The other possibly more important reason is that I despise Tony with a passion, for selling out all the socialist principles of the labour party and dragging this country into an illegal war, which has made all of our daily lives significantly more dangerous, as well as the Sham 69 thing.

Monkey Man Vs. Lizard Dude

Noithing to do with Victorians at all but it does involve killing, blue-tack and bored bar staff, therefore it does qualify as part of the dynamic art-intalation.

What Would Have Happened If The Victorians Ran Out Of Elephants

The Victorians were famous for the love of killing things and moustaches, Barmen and women in Manchester are famous for their surliness and creativity. This post an ongoing document of a dynamic art-installation in a pub in Manchester utilizing blue-tack and the Victorians love of facial hair and killing things.

Victorian Devil not killing Anything

Victorian Killing a Victorian Fox

(note the fox is also sporting Facial Hair)

another Victorian Fox Bites The Dust Whilst and Old Man causally Ignores the Scene

What Would Have Happened when the Victorians Ran Out of Elephants