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Binge Drinker Trek : the Wasted Generation

2007-12-17T09:46:00.000Z

It is what Gene Rodenberry would have wanted

Halloween Approaches

2007-10-29T08:53:00.000Z

Been too long since we posted any of our work but we have been searching for our muse now with Halloween rapidly aproaching it has returned. Though for how long we do not know, wasting time on the job can be as hard work as working itself.................

Pirates Of the Caribbean - Utter Shite

2006-07-10T10:56:00.000Z

Avast me hearties, shiver me timbers, splice the mainsail and all that....... I went to see the Pirates of the Caribbean - dead Mans Chest on Saturday and what a pile of bobbins it was. The first film surprised me as I have hated all of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's films with a passion. This film has all the characteristics of his most awful films, virtually no plot and padded out to bits with action scenes and a narrative that could be written by a 5 year old. Maybe I am being too harsh but did it need to be nearly 2 and a half hours long, it could easily be edited down to 45 minutes with the ending being a half time plot twist, and then editing down slapping the next installment onto it.

Victorian Alien Head Type Thing

2006-07-03T11:36:00.000Z

Firm But Fair

2006-05-15T18:27:00.000Z

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Woo Hoo we are back and wasting time with style, our awesome tallent and thirst for Victorian ultra-violence is un-diminished with time. The next one may even have audio and be slightly more proffessional

Bloody Buskers

2006-03-02T11:14:00.000Z

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Victorians were probabally knownfor their harsh treatment of buskers. It also offers us the perfect opportunity to keep the violence level on this blog to a minimum!!!!!!!!!!!

Victorian Public Information Film

2006-02-27T14:28:00.000Z

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Thanks to a plug from manchizzle, we felt that we had to take wasting time on the job to a new level.

This Public Information Film on the dangers of Drinking and Driving is the first in a new era of wasting time on the job.

2006-02-27T10:43:00.000Z

Anyone know how to import animations into blogger?
can it be done?
We have an awesome animation entitled "Drinking and driving makes victorians kill lizards" which we cannot publish because it keeps converting the fucking thing from an animated GIF into a JPEG.
We are using Paintshop pro 7 and can't afford any flashy software cause we are skint barstaff

Gargoyle next to Tea Thing

2006-02-23T13:39:00.000Z

Flattened Alien Frogs Head Of Doom

2006-02-13T09:29:00.000Z

Pipe Smoking In Victorian London

2006-01-31T13:21:00.000Z

It is sometimes a hard life being a struggling artist working within a medium that nobody understands, and contunually trying to push the boundaries of that medium. One does try to presivere take this study of pipe smoking in Victorian London. I was unhappy about the cap but it has worked better than expected, the ariel shot below however is a complete failure.

The Floating Fishy Head Of Doom

2006-01-24T11:12:00.000Z

Every bar in the world needs a floating fishy head of doom or death unfortunatley this one looks absolutley nothing like one. Time to listen to more Slovenian industrial music I think before we commit ourselves to further artistic endavours.

On another note anyone that thinks that Pulto's status as a planet should be downgraded will be dealt with most severley.

Cider and Blackcurrant

2006-01-23T14:56:00.000Z

I am not entirley sure if I like the new direction caused by the lack of facial hair that our art is taking us, it lacks a certain immature and purile quality, and it is of a customer we don't like, cider and blackcurrant indeed.

Victorian Tombstone

2006-01-22T09:38:00.000Z

There are only so many things you can put a mnoustache on before the idea wears thin so this is likley to be the last victorian item we make, but more than likley it will not be. A fine tombstone it is though. We have a few ideas of our future travels through blue tack, using more advanced methods of sculpture.

Victorian Easter Island Monolith

2006-01-19T10:48:00.000Z

If the Victorians had the same talent, skill and creativity as we do, then they too would have created eatser island monoliths as with moustaches as we have done, but they were noy so there.

Bulls@@t

2006-01-18T14:10:00.000Z

Bullsip

Victorian Aliens

2006-01-18T10:58:00.000Z

With Horns

Without Horns

A Rather Boring Snail

2006-01-17T14:24:00.000Z

Snails may be boring and only eaten be werdoes and the French but the also need saving.

The Call of Cthulhu

2006-01-12T12:54:00.000Z

Bluey The Snowman

2006-01-09T13:14:00.000Z

It is a sad state of affairs whedn you have to resort to using blue tack to make snowmen, bah humbug. I can't wait till we loose the mid atlantic drift due to global warming.

Mythical Beast vs. Victorian

2005-12-30T12:44:00.000Z

Gods Teeth My Bottom

Mythical Beasts

2005-12-05T08:49:00.000Z

A Victorian With Nothing To Kill

When no real aminals were arround to kill, it was quite common for the victorian gentleman explorer to go around creating mythical beasts, and waxing lyrical about them. Why they did this no one really knows.

Gadzooks A Mytical beast

Mythical Beasts Like The Griffin were created to sate the bloodlust of your average Victorian Explorer, and to impress the victorian ladies.

Immaturity Rules

2005-11-28T12:35:00.000Z

Sometimes when looking for ones muse you are better off just forgetting about it all and sticking a nob on something.

A Slight Deviation Again

2005-11-01T08:24:00.000Z

I am quite simply buggered if I know what that is supposed to be so we are going back to killing things, it is what we know best.

A Slight Deviation

2005-10-27T08:28:00.000Z

Check out the works of Salvador Dahli or Rolf Harris and all will become apparent in this surrealist study. We will return to Killing as soon as time allows

An Deviation From Ones Normal Medium

2005-10-24T09:26:00.000Z

I can totally recommend a visit to the peoples History museum in sunny Manchester. It documents the history and struggle of the ordinary working man (or woman) and is fantastic.

It also offered me the opportunity to work in a totally new medium but one we will be moving back to recurrent themes of Victorians in Blu-tack Killing things as soon as possible. in the meantime I will keep the red flag flying .

The Victorian Civil War

2005-10-10T07:05:00.000Z

A Lesson In Extinction

2005-10-06T07:42:00.000Z

This Dodo Was First Spotted around 16:00 on Wednesday 5th October lurking around the half Pint Glasses.

Shortly after this Victorian Seaman was spotted looking Hungry

By 16:38 The Poor dodo was extinct

Historical note the Victorians did not wipe out the Dodo.

Ducks Are Evil

2005-10-05T07:25:00.000Z

This is supposed to be a Victorian Killing A Duck

Save The giraffes

2005-10-03T08:37:00.000Z

Victorian Killing A Giraffe

Save Disturbed Donkeys

2005-10-03T07:58:00.000Z

A Victorian Riding a Donkey On A Bank holiday Weekend Which was a popular leisure pursuit in Victorian times

unfortunately for Victorian donkeys they were not treated well and it is off to the glue factory for them once they were of no use anymore

Thankfully now we are more civilized and have Donkey sanctuaries so Support your local one.

Squirrels In Distress

2005-10-02T07:45:00.001Z

Victorian impaling a Massive Mutant Squirrel

Self Abuser Of the Month - Tony Blair

2005-09-30T13:45:00.000Z

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is the winner of the first monthly self abuser of the month competition. I could have awarded it to him for being the man who has single-handedly sold every good socialist principle that the labour party had up the river, but it never had many of those. I could have awarded it to him for participating in an illegal war, which has made all of our lives more dangerous........

NO NONE OF THOSE REASONS WILL SUFFICE

Tony Blair is the SELF ABUSER OF THE MONTH for September 2005 for his entrance to Sham 69's "If The Kids Are United" at the labour Party conference. Not only did the man look like a total power hungry egomaniac buoyed up by his own self importance, but it also resulted in Sham 69 performing an appalling updated acoustic version on Newsnight.

The other possibly more important reason is that I despise Tony with a passion, for selling out all the socialist principles of the labour party and dragging this country into an illegal war, which has made all of our daily lives significantly more dangerous, as well as the Sham 69 thing.

Monkey Man Vs. Lizard Dude

2005-09-30T12:10:00.000Z

Noithing to do with Victorians at all but it does involve killing, blue-tack and bored bar staff, therefore it does qualify as part of the dynamic art-intalation.

What Would Have Happened If The Victorians Ran Out Of Elephants

2005-09-30T10:25:00.000Z

The Victorians were famous for the love of killing things and moustaches, Barmen and women in Manchester are famous for their surliness and creativity. This post an ongoing document of a dynamic art-installation in a pub in Manchester utilizing blue-tack and the Victorians love of facial hair and killing things.

Victorian Devil not killing Anything

Victorian Killing a Victorian Fox

(note the fox is also sporting Facial Hair)

another Victorian Fox Bites The Dust Whilst and Old Man causally Ignores the Scene

What Would Have Happened when the Victorians Ran Out of Elephants